Ms.Tris of All Evil
Intermediate (Marinated Meat)
I started playing roller derby in 2015 with Fort Irwin Heavy Arm-her.
I collect Funko Pop’s, my husband and I have about 200. I am a child in a b*****hy woman’s body.
I love roller derby because for a few hours I can escape all the daily b/s of work, etc. I get to spend time with wonderful people, who support me even when I’m skidding along the rink on my butt or stomach or face…
“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a b***h. You’ve got to go out and kick a**.” - Maya Angelou