Skate Name: Pretty Mess
Skate Number: 32 oz.
Responsibility: Founder
Derby Wife: Liza Mean-Elli and Tarra-Cuda
Derby Sister:
Sour Punch Kid

Why did you pick that name (Pretty Mess)?
It is one of my favorite songs from Crimpshrine.

Why did you pick that number?
Because I drink 32 oz of Pabst Blue Ribbon

Favorite Derby Position?
Yelling at everyone from the bench or sidelines

Why did you join derby?
Its been so damn long I forgot

What's your goal for next year?
I would LOVE to get back on my skates and get back in shape.

What awards have you won or want to win someday?
2009 I won Above and Beyond. in 2010 I won Last Diva Standing
 
What Diva or Divas do you want to be like when you grow up?
Liza Mean-Elli

What's the best advise you would give to someone who wants to join derby or what was the best advice given to you?
My advice is that derby is a FULL TIME commitment so make sure your ready to skate, promote, and do all the other things your league asks of you because it takes every league member pitching in for a league to thrive.
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